"No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist."

Mitt Romney Became a Grandfather Eight Times While Running for President and No One Gave a Damn (via samuraifuckingfrog)

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sulupoo:

beING SUPER SUPER IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT IN A FRIEND WAY but also a little bit in a gay way but also in a frIEND WAY

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

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Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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!!!!!!

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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nintendofunclub:

you know i think we might need to start worrying about thi- wait every cereal?

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coluring:

"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

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anthaniaa777 asked: dear BuzzFeed, may i touch your butt?

buzzfeed:

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dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

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meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

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We’re so #lame #bros #bromance #loveyou #bestfriends #herestomanymoreyearshopefully @crystalonthemoon

We’re so #lame #bros #bromance #loveyou #bestfriends #herestomanymoreyearshopefully @crystalonthemoon

minispock:

uberfaenatic:

thatgaygirloverthere:

ultrafacts:

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I LOVE NUTELLA. NUTELLA IS MY LIFE.

Nutella ultrafacts. Life is good.

No. Ew. No.

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