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My enigma

Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

My enigma

captainwindmark-observer said: I had a dream that I went to a con and they had a gallery of of all the art fans had drawn of the cast and I got to Jared's section and that weird moose thing you drew was the only one there and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

consulting-cannibal:

WHAT

"i understand…"

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kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

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  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

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weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fidefortitude:

And here you see the episode in which Sam and Dean criticise Supernatural’s writing while pretending to be Jared and Jensen while Misha Collins tweets about them before he starts crying and gets stabbed to death 

The writers were high as a freakin’ cloud writing this I swear

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